formed on 20050114

greetings, fellow hitchhikers

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has supplanted the great Encyclopedia Galactica as the stnadard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many ommisions and contains much that is aphocryphal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian woek in two important respects.
First, it is slightly cheaper; and second, it has the words DON'T PANIC inscribed in large, friendly letters on its cover.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy notes that Disaster Area, a plutonium rock band from the Gagrakacka Mind Zones, are generally held to be not only the loudest rock band in the Galaxy, but in fact the loudest noise of any kind at all. Regular concert goers judge that the best sound balance is usually to be heard from within large concrete bunkers some thirty-seven miles form the stage, while the musicians themselves play their instruments by remote control from within a heavily insulated spaceship which stays in orbit around the planet- or more frequently around a completely different planet.
Many worlds have now banned their act altogether, sometimes for artistic reasons, but most commonly because the band's public address system contravenes local strategic arms limitations treaties.
Now that's rock. Wish there was a good rock concert local sometime soon. Till then i'm stuck with a (totally cool) Transatlantic Live DVD from my sister :-D thanx J!
erghh... need... get.. offline
later

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